I CHOO CHOO CHOOOOOOOOSE YOU. (and all of a sudden I want a fic where one of the boys gives the other a stupidly ridiculous valentines day card. perhaps even before they’re together.)

LITTLE DUMPLINGS COMES CLOSE :D

devildoll:

stoney321:

THE POINTY KITTY TOOK IT

I ATED THE PURPLE BERRIES. IT TASTES LIKE BURNING.

INTERRUPTING THE FLOW OF THE QUOTE GAME TO SAY DAS BUS IS ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES, AND INCLUDES TWO OF MY FAVORITE LINES:

"Go banana!" — Ralph

"I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s!" — Sherri (or maybe Terri)

OMG I forgot about that one!!! Wait, the cable marathon has started, right? *opens bottle of hootch*

My most favorite thing EVER is when Selma and Troy McClure get married for publicity, she claims to be pregnant when they’re out for dinner, and when a man selling cigarettes walks by, Troy says, “She’s smoking for two!” (whispers: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.)

THE POINTY KITTY TOOK IT

I ATED THE PURPLE BERRIES. IT TASTES LIKE BURNING.

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devildoll said: MY CAT'S BREATH SMELLS MY CAT FOOD.

stoney321:

No lie, I wondered if you were on pain meds before I remembered what the hell was in my queue. LOL. <3

THIS IS MY SANDBOX. I’M NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO THE DEEP END.

THIS SNOWFLAKE TASTES LIKE FISHSTICKS.

(I can’t help myself, not when it comes to the Simpsons)

I WANT A BIKE AND A MONKEY AND A FRIEND FOR THE MONKEY.

I CAN’T BREATHE GOOD AND IT’S MAKING ME SLEEPY.

LISA’S BAD DANCING MAKES MY FEET SAD.

I HEARD YOUR DAD WENT TO A RESTAURANT AND AT EVERYTHING IN THE RESTAURANT AND THEY HAD TO CLOSE THE RESTAURANT.

devildoll said: MY CAT'S BREATH SMELLS MY CAT FOOD.

No lie, I wondered if you were on pain meds before I remembered what the hell was in my queue because I’m a giant dummy. LOL. <3

THIS IS MY SANDBOX. I’M NOT ALLOWED TO GO TO THE DEEP END.

THIS SNOWFLAKE TASTES LIKE FISHSTICKS.